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My sister borrowed a bunch of my movies while I wasn’t home and I now only want to watch the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:10:33 -0400

My sister borrowed a bunch of my movies while I wasn’t home and I now only want to watch the ones she has. This only happens every single time.

I’ve got a new boot. Yeah, turns out there is something wrong with my foot. I bruised the bone...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:44:26 -0400

I’ve got a new boot. Yeah, turns out there is something wrong with my foot. I bruised the bone and the joint and the joint is full of fluid and every time I try and make the joint move I’m making it a little bit worse. So I have to wear this boot thing for a few weeks. It’s been like three hours and my foot already stopped hurting and turning funny colors. Stupid foot.

sportbikedm: snorl4x: how long will it burn if it isn’t an...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:41:20 -0400

sportbikedm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

Forever.

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:08:15 -0400

imaginespock: imagine spock with hiccups

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:05:18 -0400

imaginespock:

imagine spock with hiccups

On second thought, an entire pint of Ben and Jerry’s on top of no actual real food today was...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 23:15:52 -0400

On second thought, an entire pint of Ben and Jerry’s on top of no actual real food today was probably a bad idea. But it was my first Ben and Jerry’s ever so it was worth it.

Today has been the best day ever. I should not care more often. 90% of everything I ate today was...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:42:41 -0400

Today has been the best day ever. I should not care more often. 90% of everything I ate today was chocolate.

Movie was awesome, fellow movie goers were not. If I wanted to hear some airhead ask stupid...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 19:57:56 -0400

Movie was awesome, fellow movie goers were not. If I wanted to hear some airhead ask stupid questions and ridiculous kissing noises for two hours I would have gone to see a romcom. Did I see a romcom? No. Did I throw a bag of goldfish at them and tell them to shut up? Yes.

I have had a horrible rotten week. So I’m going to go buy the biggest dark chocolate candy bar...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 16:05:41 -0400

I have had a horrible rotten week. So I’m going to go buy the biggest dark chocolate candy bar I can find and go to the movies in my pajamas. My only regret is that my pajamas lack pockets.

vibranium: helloimashoutyman: If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced. That’s why...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:38:14 -0400

vibranium:

helloimashoutyman:

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

"High school, it seems, has changed. It has become competitive. Young men and women — 13 to 18 years..."

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:53:56 -0400

“High school, it seems, has changed. It has become competitive. Young men and women — 13 to 18 years old — must work more or less tirelessly to ensure their spot at a college deemed worthy to them and their families. So rather than living their adolescent lives — lives brimming with desires and vitality, with vim, vigor, and brewing lust — these kids are working at old age homes, cramming for tests, popping Adderall just to make the literal and proverbial grade. And for what? So they can go to a school that puts them in debt for the rest of their lives. School has become a great vehicle of capitalism: it quashes the revolution implicit in adolescence while simultaneously fomenting perpetual indebtedness.”

- Daniel Coffee n (via creatingaquietmind)

Wow. I mean, I knew all of this stuff separately, but putting it together and looking at it like that… wow.

(via stfuconservatives)

nogoodturkey: sorry i draw stupid shitty comics about myself...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:18:12 -0400

nogoodturkey:

sorry i draw stupid shitty comics about myself when i don’t know how to deal with my own emotions

My buddy insomnia and I have been busy last few nights. Cleaned my room, read two novels, painted a...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 02:12:29 -0400

My buddy insomnia and I have been busy last few nights. Cleaned my room, read two novels, painted a pretty picture you can only fully see under a black light, cleaned out my dresser drawers. Other stuff.

I am so bored.

anobservantmermaid: Pearl formation in mollusks is actually a...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:58:40 -0400

anobservantmermaid:

Pearl formation in mollusks is actually a sort of defense mechanism. Pearls are formed when a bit of sand, grit, or any foreign object makes its way between a mollusk’s mantle and shell. The clam recognizes the object as an irritant and coats it in layers of nacre (what the inside, pearlescent part of clam shells are made out of), making a larger, but less rough and prettier version of the intrusive object.

The round pearls you see used in jewelry are cultured by humans inserting small, perfectly round objects into a certain species of freshwater oysters to make them produce perfectly spheroid pearls. It’s essentially an art of perpetually annoying the oysters to have them produce beautiful things.

(Source)

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Mon, 10 Jun 2013 03:06:01 -0400

alexander-7he-great: panfans: Redheaded Club [x] ALWAYS...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 00:13:40 -0400

alexander-7he-great:

panfans:

Redheaded Club [x]

ALWAYS REBLOG THIS MAN

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Sat, 08 Jun 2013 23:33:52 -0400

Waking up to hear, “YOU WOULD MAKE A GOOD DALEK.” screamed at you from somewhere above...

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 19:38:14 -0400

Waking up to hear, “YOU WOULD MAKE A GOOD DALEK.” screamed at you from somewhere above your head should probably clue you in to what kind of day you’re going to have.

"We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in..."

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 21:37:37 -0400

“We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag.”

- Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via fullybalanced)

Not sure if it’s more sad that I play board games by myself, or that I cheat while playing...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 03:06:29 -0400

Not sure if it’s more sad that I play board games by myself, or that I cheat while playing board games with myself.