My sister borrowed a bunch of my movies while I wasn’t home and I now only want to watch the ones she has. This only happens every single time.
June 2013
23 posts
I’ve got a new boot. Yeah, turns out there is something wrong with my foot. I bruised the bone and the joint and the joint is full of fluid and every time I try and make the joint move I’m making it a little bit worse. So I have to wear this boot thing for a few weeks. It’s been like three hours and my foot already stopped hurting and turning funny colors. Stupid foot.
imagine spock with hiccups
On second thought, an entire pint of Ben and Jerry’s on top of no actual real food today was probably a bad idea. But it was my first Ben and Jerry’s ever so it was worth it.
Today has been the best day ever. I should not care more often. 90% of everything I ate today was chocolate.
Movie was awesome, fellow movie goers were not. If I wanted to hear some airhead ask stupid questions and ridiculous kissing noises for two hours I would have gone to see a romcom. Did I see a romcom? No. Did I throw a bag of goldfish at them and tell them to shut up? Yes.
I have had a horrible rotten week. So I’m going to go buy the biggest dark chocolate candy bar I can find and go to the movies in my pajamas. My only regret is that my pajamas lack pockets.
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
“High school, it seems, has changed. It has become competitive. Young men and women — 13 to 18 years old — must work more or less tirelessly to ensure their spot at a college deemed worthy to them and their families. So rather than living their adolescent lives — lives brimming with desires and vitality, with vim, vigor, and brewing lust — these kids are working at old age homes, cramming for tests, popping Adderall just to make the literal and proverbial grade. And for what? So they can go to a school that puts them in debt for the rest of their lives. School has become a great vehicle of capitalism: it quashes the revolution implicit in adolescence while simultaneously fomenting perpetual indebtedness.”
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Daniel Coffeen (via creatingaquietmind)
Wow. I mean, I knew all of this stuff separately, but putting it together and looking at it like that… wow.
(via stfuconservatives)
My buddy insomnia and I have been busy last few nights. Cleaned my room, read two novels, painted a pretty picture you can only fully see under a black light, cleaned out my dresser drawers. Other stuff.
I am so bored.
Waking up to hear, “YOU WOULD MAKE A GOOD DALEK.” screamed at you from somewhere above your head should probably clue you in to what kind of day you’re going to have.
“We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag.”
—Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via fullybalanced)
Not sure if it’s more sad that I play board games by myself, or that I cheat while playing board games with myself.
