Guess who’s getting a heart echo for Christmas? It’s me! Yay!!!
Went to the doctor today because I was pretty sure I had mono or something, but while I was there my heart decided I should march to a different beat and two nurses had to catch me as I fell over in the hallway. So that was fun. I don’t even have mono. Just a stuck neck muscle. Awesome.
My cousin is grammatically challenged. She just posted on facebook, “The antimatter in the front room isn’t working.”
I’m so incredibly sorry for being the laziest creature to exist on this earth. I’m sorry for having pneumonia for the last three weeks and not keeping up with my chores. I’m sorry for having this stupid mental disease going on, screwing up your life.
Oh wait, NO I’M NOT. Screw you and everything you say.
Made the first chex mix batch of the season! Pretty good stuff, a bit too much garlic. I’d like to do a cheese one again this year. I also can’t wait to make styrofoam cookies. Yay holidays and baking and traditions!
Just finished reading Paper Towns by John Green drunk with cough syrup and a fever. Either the book was mind blowingly superamazingawesome, or all things should be read while drunk with cough syrup and a fever. Perhaps both.
I have a fever and it hurts when I breathe, but I made a tea slushie so it’s all good.